Sunday, November 6, 2016

Nude man tries to run over police officer

JPD issued the following press release:


On Sunday, November 6, 2016, at approx. 3:36 PM, Jackson Police Officers responded to the area of Valley St. near Utica Ave. regarding a nude white male occupying a white Toyota vehicle. According to the call, this subject was attempting to lure kids into his vehicle in this area.

Upon officers’ arrival, they observed a vehicle, and a subject matching the description of the call. Officers made contact with the vehicle in an attempt to investigate the incident; upon the driver noticing the officers’ presence, he allegedly put the vehicle in reverse at a high rate of speed in an attempt to strike one of the responding officers. An officer discharged his service weapon several times striking the vehicle. Subsequently, the driver of the vehicle, identified as Charles Albert Lung, 55; was struck multiple times. He was transported to UMMC via AMR for medical treatment. His condition is unknown at this time. He was the lone occupant in the vehicle. There were no other injuries reported.

This is an ongoing investigation. The unidentified officer will be placed on administrative leave with pay during the course of the investigation. The findings of these investigations will be forwarded to the Hinds County Grand Jury for presentation

Posted by Kingfish at 6:02 PM

9 comments:

Not In Fondren This Time.. said...

Oh shit! Here we go again with the Jerry Springer Blog.

November 6, 2016 at 6:20 PM
Anonymous said...

Sometimes deadly force is merited. Like when a naked man is trying to run over you in reverse. Good bless our law enforcement officers, black or white, in Jackson or not.

November 6, 2016 at 6:57 PM
Anonymous said...

If naked old white male child molesters would simply comply, we would not have so many police shootings of naked old white men.

November 6, 2016 at 6:58 PM
Anonymous said...

"This is not who Charles Albert is. He is a gentle giant. He put a smile on your face. He love all the keeds. NAKED OLD HOMICIDAL WHITE PERV LIVES MATTER!"

...said nobody, ever.

November 6, 2016 at 7:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Dude was bold a old perv! He might want to thank JPD cause the street committee could have REALLY f$@ked him up!!!!

November 6, 2016 at 8:57 PM
Anonymous said...

Perv or not, my guess is PCP.

That shit always turns both Black & White dudes into neck'id Supermen

November 6, 2016 at 11:25 PM
Anonymous said...

@6:20 PM: WAPTWLBTWJTVClarion-Ledger also covered the story. Did you complain to them or are you only a whiny bitch here?

November 7, 2016 at 6:49 AM
Anonymous said...

Every day or so we see where some person or thing is trying to lure children somewhere. Are kids really that stupid? Would your child really get into a car with a naked man they didn't know, or even a naked man that they did know?

November 7, 2016 at 9:20 AM
Not In Fondren This Time.. said...

6:49 - No, since I don't watch television news, I didn't complain to the TV media. I'm not complaining here either.....Just making an observation. I get my news here. I also don't go to the zoo. I can experience silly creatures with red asses like YOU right here.

November 7, 2016 at 12:28 PM

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