Monday, July 7, 2014

SOS releases certified results

Secretary of State D-Dog Hosemann issued the following press release:


The Mississippi Secretary of State’s Office has accepted the Certified Election Results from both the State Democratic Party and State Republican Party. 

Below are the links to the Certified Election Results by the State Democratic Party and the State Republican Party. 




17 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are only 60 counties listed for the Republican runoff. Where be the other ones?

Anonymous said...

Thads votes increased by nearly 1000. Let the tea bagger, conspiracy nuts work on these numbers.

Anonymous said...

A better question might be why the recapitulation sheets say specifically to prepare three recap sheets and then list 4 places they have to be filed.

Anonymous said...

Where be the other ones?

Probably off having a beer with Barak's 57 states.....

Anonymous said...

7:47pm - What is that statement even supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

8:40, don't stop him, he's on a roll.

Anonymous said...

7:38 watch and learn. 1000 is meaningless unless the judges are paid for as well. They already have the 7k votes to cast doubt on the integrity of the election. Thad has already stated he wants no part of a special election.

Anonymous said...

I'd feel 100% better if someone from central MS could name ONE THING Thad has done for this part of the state that benefited me or any of my peers, namely non-govt employed citizens. I'm waiting. The Republican nominee is and will continue to be McDaniels. But please, take solace in your state pension. At least for now.

Plausible Deniability said...

10:41; I asked that same question for months and all I got in response was a lot of whining that 'You must not have gone through Katrina. Thad went to bat for us after Katrina'. Well hell, first, that was almost ten years ago and, second, Thad was a cardboard cutout at any Katrina discussions. He did about as much for Katrina suferers as Bennie has done for Delta folk.

PS: Delbig is late to this dance. Doesn't he know that Gallo and JT already certified the results two weeks ago?

Anonymous said...

10:41 Central MS? How about the tens of thousands of indigents who have received free or heavily subsidized medical care at the Thad Cochran Center at the Jackson Medical Mall? He used his clout on the Appropriations Committee to get this "demonstration project" funded to show the country how to salvage something useful from a failed and abandoned mall, to the benefit of any Mississippian who wants to come here. The overwhelming majority are "non-govt employed citizens" (hell - most are disabled or unemployed or both).

How would McDaniel get their medical needs taken care of? OR would he just push them out on the ice floes to meet their fate? :-)

Anonymous said...

10:41 you have followed a flawed man, a man who has not accepted his defeat, a man who will use everthing at his disposal to remain relevant.

Have you sent in your $50 this week?

Anonymous said...

Hey 10:41, I'd like for you to tell me something relevant Chris McDaniel has authored while in the State Senate. And why only 11% of his bills are passed in a Republican majority Senate? Surely his constituents would help a brotha out more than that!

Sorry, I don't think the car tag Senator is ready just yet. Thad may not be amazing, but he's not wasting his time with commendations and car tags.

Fallacy Alert said...

Fallacy Alert! Sorry, but the answer to the question of what Thad has done for us lately is NOT to demand a similar response regarding McDaniel. Answer the damned question or shut your pie hole.

Anonymous said...

Tea Billy's, you scared people so they voted for Thad. And yes some of them were Democrat. People do NOT vote for candidates that scare them no matter what your principles, ideologies, Founding Fathers, core values....(help me out here Chris......) stand and fight, call to arms, fundamental fiscal Conservatism etc Sorry I ran out of big words that I can't back up with specifics. Kind of like the McDaniel campaign. I hear that David Duke is looking for a Co-Host for his new fundamentalist idealogical talk radio show. Could be a perfect fit for you Chris!

Anonymous said...

10:41 --- Let's see -- hmmmm -- would it be the interstate improvements in your area, the university research programs at USM and MSU, the non-BRACing of Columbus AFB or Meridian NAS, the continuance of the 155th, the Farm Bill for those farming in your area.........just off the top of my head, these all created or saved thousands of jobs directly and indirectly related to the area they affected (e.g. the plumber who gets paid by the Airman who works in Columbus, or the convenience store clerk who sales gas to the student who has a research related job at USM). I"m sure others could add more.

Those on "state pensions" do not owe their pensions to Senator Cochran, a US Senator REPRESENTING THE INTEREST of Mississippi NATIONALLY. Your muddying the waters with more of your McDaniel "throw it against the wall to see if it sticks" rhetoric.

Last -- did "Failed Ninja Car Tag" Senator Chris McDaniel cut the Mississippi budget or add anything meaningful during his tenure in the Mississippi Legislature? Please list some of his accomplishments......we're waiting, just as you were.

Katrina -- 11:38 -- no whining, but until you go through it, I would not be so smug or arrogant. It's easy for the "hill folk" to have that arrogance -- all you lost was power, if you had it to begin with. You get over it!

Anonymous said...

How about the Affordable Flood Insurance Bill he was instrumental in getting passed earlier this year. If you live near any body of water, FEMA through the NFIP was about to make you purchase unaffordable flood insurance. While Cochran was helping pass that bill, McDaniel was missing votes in the Mississippi Senate.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 8:22 and would add that if you are a McDaniel supporter and live near a body of water, drown yourself.



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