The Madison Police Department issued the following press release:
Thursday, July 31, 2014
St. Andrew's Cathedral. It sits on Capitol Street, often ignored for six days of the week and only remembered by a few hundred on the seventh day. No surprise as we often take what is around is for granted. Jackson Jambalaya decided to present St. Andrew's Cathredal to you as a work of art in and of itself. Local photographer Rick Guy was commissioned to shoot pictures of the cathedral. Many thanks to the St. Andrew's staff for their cooperation. A special thanks goes to Buddy Huff for letting Rick shoot from the top of the Trustmark building. Twenty-six pictures are presented below. Please click on a picture to see a larger version. The building opened in 1903. The architecture, the stained glass windows, and figurines present the wonders of an age long past. Enjoy.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
State Senator (R-House of Seale) and Chris McDaniel campaign manager Melanie Sojourner told the Natchez Democrat she did not turn in her campaign finance report because her home suffered major tornado damage last September. Secretary of State Dogbert Hosemann fined her $500 for failure to submit her campaign finance report that was due January 31.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
YEE-HAAAWWWW!!!! Hot diggity-damn!!!! We found us some election fraud and collusion by the circuit clerks. Take a look at this incident report below and see for yourself.
|Chairman James Henley speaks|
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Monday, July 28, 2014
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Looks like Jackson is finally getting a permanent public works director. The agenda for the July 29 meeting of the City Council states the Yarber administration will nominate Kishia Powell for the position. She was formerly the Chief of Waste and Wastewater for the City of Baltimore. She is a PE. The agenda is posted below.
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Friday, July 25, 2014
The Clarion-Ledger reported a congressional candidate tried to claim he was a Special Forces Green Beret super-duper Force Recon SEAL Team 200 super-soldier (We will call him "Little Dip" as you will see why at the end of this post):
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Judge Atlas did not issue a ruling today on the request for a preliminary injunction. I literally just got out of the courtroom. A post will be written later tonight. However, here are the promised sketches. Jackson Jambalaya and WLBT commissioned local artist Bill Wilson to draw several sketches of the proceedings as they took place today. Many thanks to Judge Atlas for giving us permission.
Today is the second show cause hearing in the case of Vicksburg Healthcare, LLC d/b/a River Region Health System v. Clara Dees. As JJ reported last week, Dees' lawyer Michael Winfield was summoned for a show cause hearing on April 30, 2014, to explain why his brief had not been timely filed despite the many extensions that had been granted. At 1:30, when the hearing was to start, Winfield was not there. Time passed. Apparently the clerk was dispatched to contact Mr. Winfield and he had traveled to Canton for a last minute meeting with a client. When Winfield finally put in an appearance, he explained that he had forgotten about the show cause hearing. As the hearing progressed, things just got worse.
|Deputy Jay Legget shoots the test|
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I will be covering the True the Vote hearing this morning in federal court. That means no cellphones. That also means I won't be able to approve comments for a couple of hours. Comment away. Just realize they won't appear for awhile. Thanks.Click Here to Read More..
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Chris McDaniel filed a response to Harrison County's response to his motion for reconsideration for the denial of his petition for a writ of mandamus against Harrison County. Did you get all that? Don't have time to write about this filing but it is posted below. One interesting quote:
This is not liberal media bias. This is not being in the tank for someone. Sometimes opportunities for artistic and literary mischief are handed to you on a gold platter- with valet service. Marshall Ramsey, Chris McDaniel, and comic books. A potent combination.
That means you, if your child is under the age of five years old. This is a re-post from May about a program that provides one free book a month to such children. There is no excuse for not taking advantage of this opportunity. The registration form is posted below.
A California school generated much controversy several months ago when students were assigned the task of writing a paper discussing whether the Holocaust even occurred. The district apologized profusely and of course everyone knows it happened. Right? Well, it looks like some students took the assignment seriously and now question whether the Holocaust even happened.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Monday, July 21, 2014
State Senator Chris McDaniel asked the Supreme Court to reconsider its denial of his petition for a writ of mandamus against Harrison County last week. He filed the petition against Harrison County after the Circuit Clerk said he must pay for copies of the "poll books" that redacted date of birth information for registered voters. The plaintiff made the following points:
These are the videos of the rest of the hearing for attorney Michael Winfield before the Mississippi Supreme Court. Read Friday's post for an explanation of the story.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Video is posted below. Worth watching.
Blowing off the Supreme Court is never a good idea. Vicksburg attorney Michael Winfield found out how true that little fact is when he decided to ignore a Mississippi Supreme Court order to show up and explain why the court should not discipline him. Mr. Winfield is the brother of the former Vicksburg Mayor and convict Paul Winfield. The court ordered Mr. Winfield to appear on April 30 and explain why he should not be held in contempt of court. Mr. Winfield would not have appeared in court if the clerk had not called him on order from the Supremes. In other words, he made the justices track him down. Not very smart. The hearing was supposed to start at 1:30. He finally appeared after 2:00. The wayward lawyer claimed he received the notice but didn't put it on his calendar. Needless to say, the justices were none too amused with his excuses as is evident in the video below.
Secretary of State Eggbert Hosemann issued a $500 fine against State Senator Melanie Sojourner for failure to file her 2013 campaign finance report. State law requires legislators to file annual campaign finance reports by January 31. JJ obtained notices to the State Senator through a public records request. They are posted below. The Secretary of State's office said she was the only elected official who had not filed the required report.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
The Chris McDaniel campaign announced the following tour stops:
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
The Thad Cochran campaign issued the following press release:
The Mississippi Supreme Court ordered the Harrison County Circuit Clerk and Attorney General to respond to Chris McDaniel's petition for a writ of mandamus filed yesterday:
Note: This suit was filed prior to the petition filed yesterday at the Mississippi Supreme Court.
Chris McDaniel filed a petition for a writ of mandamus against Rankin County Circuit Clerk Becky Boyd in Rankin County Circuit Court today. He alleged she prevented campaign representatives from examining the poll books and other voting materials. He said he was not making a public records request but was instead exercising his right as a candidate. Attorneys Steve Thornton, Mitch Tyner, and Michael Watson represent Mr. McDaniel.
The loss of Southwest Airlines service to the Jackson area caused Moody's and Fitch to recently downgrade Jackson Municipal Airport Authority bonds. Moody's lowered the rating for $39.4 million in debt from A to Baa in May. Fitch decreased the rating from A- to BBB+ in April. The two ratings agencies said the outlook for the bonds remained stable. However, JMAA Executive Director Dirk Vanderleest said JMAA still enjoyed an investment-grade rating and that the downgrade will not affect current bond issues.
Dammit, if the free market won't support more shopping centers, we'll do it. Jeff Amy reports for the AP that the state is going to kick in mo' money for mo' shopping centers in Jackson. He writes:
Monday, July 14, 2014
Update: Judge Louis Guirola, Jr asked the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals to assign a judge to the case.
U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate recused himself from the lawsuit True the Vote et al v. Secretary of State Dibbert Hosemann, the Republican Party of Mississippi et al today. Judge Wingate cited his long friendship with Senator Thad Cochran and the fact that Senator Cochran nominated him to his position. The order is posted below.
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The agenda for tomorrow's meeting of the Jackson city council contains some welcome news: new Judges. Municipal Court Judge June Hardwick stepped down last week. Mayor Yarber nominated attorneys Bob Waller and Gerald Mumford as municipal court judges. Mayor Yarber also nominated Gilbert Sturgis to the board of the Jackson Municipal Airport Authority.
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Friday, July 11, 2014
The Chris McDaniel campaign issued the following press release today:
|Blair & Michael Porter|
A Madison County grand jury indicted Mike and Blair Porter for one count each of sexual battery. They were both softball coaches at Ridgeland High School. Law enforcement sources said the victim was a member of the team. Sources also informed JJ that the Madison County School District terminated the Porters. The indictment is posted below. .
Michael Porter is free on a $25,000 bond and Blair Porter is free on a $5,000 bond. Each defendant faces up to thirty years in jail if convicted.
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Hinds County Tax Assessor Charles Stokes presented the 2014 property assessments to the Board of Supervisors Monday. He said the county assessments improved by 1.1%. Jackson improved at a rate of 1.6% while Clinton improved at 0.9%. Terry experienced the largest increase at a rate of 3%. However, the news was not good for all cities in Hinds County. Learned fell 7.6% and Raymond did the same at 3.5%.
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Update: Mike Espy is representing Madison County, Robert Sanders represents Jefferson Davis County, Lee Thaggard represents Lauderdale County
The Mississippi Republican Party fired back with a response to True the Vote's petition for a temporary restraining order. True the Vote also filed two affidavits as supporting evidence. True the Vote cites a Democrat voter "crossed over" and participated in the June 24 runoff election in Neshoba County. The other affidavit is written by someone who claims he saw absentee applications destroyed. The rest is posted below.
The Chris McDaniel campaign issued this press release:
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Hinds County Circuit Judge Tomie Green ordered the county to provide raises to her two bailiffs. Judge Green stated her bailiffs make less than the bailiffs assigned to the other circuit judges, and thus should be given raises of $411 per month. She claimed Sheriff Tyrone Lewis refused to provide raises to the two bailiffs when she requested him to do so.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
True the Vote et al filed a motion for a temporary restraining order and a preliminary injunction against the Secretary of State, Mississippi Republican Party, and the election commissions of several counties*. The 501(c)(3) non-profit orgranization also charged on its website
Yup. True the Vote re-filed its lawsuit against Secretary of State Eggbert Hosemann and the Mississippi Republican Party in U.S. District Court Court today in Jackson. True the Vote and several plaintiffs from Mississippi filed the lawsuit last week in U.S. District Court in Oxford. The plaintiffs withdrew the suit when Judge Mike Mills questioned whether it was filed in the right court.
JJ got so busy with the Senate election that this public hearing for charter schools in Jackson slipped through the cracks. Oddly enough, no one spoke in opposition to charter schools. Nashville Prep is establishing the first charter school in Jackson. It will be a middle school in South Jackson.
Local attorney Crystal Martin and the late Precious Martin may have lived in Ridgeland but were registered to vote and actively voted in Hinds County. Mr. Martin was killed in an ATV accident in the Bridgewater subdivision in May.
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
The Yarber administration restored crime reports to the city website. Such reports were posted for years under previous administrations but were removed shortly after Mayor Chokwe Lumumba assumed office. The crime stats are on the left side of the page.Click Here to Read More..
Monday, July 7, 2014
Here are the Rankin County precinct reports for the June 3 and June 24 elections. The reports include both parties. The best way to read them is to simply download and then open. Once opened, rotate the documents as they were apparently scanned in the wrong direction. Scribd does not provide a rotate function. JJ apologizes for the inconvenience.
Earlier post with copy of petition.
U.S. District Judge Michael Mills ordered the plaintiffs in True the Vote et al v. the Republican Party of Mississippi to "show cause as to why" he should not transfer the case to the Southern District of Mississippi. True the Vote and several Mississippi residents asked the U.S. District Court in Oxford (Northern District) to issue an injunction against Secretary of State Egbert Hosemann and the Mississippi Republican Party. True the Vote asked the court to declare it had a "right to inspect" the voter rolls used in the June 24 election and all accompanying materials. The plaintiffs also ask the court to prevent the Republican Party from certifying the election.
Here are the latest "C" ratings given to local restaurants by the Mississippi Department of Health since April 25, 2014. Schools (and there were a few) and convenience stores are excluded. Quite a few eating establishments made the list. The state will re-inspect a "C" restaurant. The restaurants posted below passed their follow-up inspections unless otherwise noted.
Sunday, July 6, 2014
OK folks, save this boxer. 8 month old, female, purebred Boxer needs a new home! She is neglected, so lacks manners, still a baby. Email me...."
She went to a member of Byram PD. Here are photos a couple of years later. Rotten. Totally spoiled rotten.
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Saturday, July 5, 2014
NASDAQ notifed Kior it faces delisting from the stock exchange if its share price does not improve. Kior closed at $0.37 per share Thursday and had a market cap of $41 million. Kior stated in a May 6 SEC filing:
Friday, July 4, 2014
Thursday, July 3, 2014
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Cities across the country have adopted Citizen Observer's Tip411 system. Tip411 allows citizens to use the internet or a smartphone app to send tips to the police when they want to report criminal activity while protecting their identity. The police never know the identity of the tipster. JPD can also use Tip411 to quickly provide crime information to subscribers in a specific area. The Yarber administration proposed adopting the service at to the city council Tuesday. However, the city council referred the proposal to a committee after Ward 2 Councilman Melvin Priester, Jr. led the charge against the service.
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Cochran campaign conference call with national media degenerates into anarchy after someone starts asking why the campaign tried to harvest black votes as blacks used to pick cotton. Talking Points Memo published the tape of the whole call.
Cochran campaign manager Austin Barbour* challenged the McDaniel campaign to "put up or shut up" at a press conference this afternoon. The press conference took place at Cochran campaign headquarters on Lelia Drive. Mr. Barbour said the campaign held the press conference to respond to accusations by the McDaniel campaign and its allies. The complete video of the press conference is posted below
Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber hosted a town hall meeting Monday night about a proposed entertainment district. The Mayor said told the audience at the Ice House that entertainment was a niche for Jackson. Questions were asked about Farish Street, the proposed district, and other issued regarding entertainment. The video is posted below.
The Federal Election Commission questioned whether a pro-Cochran PAC reported all expenditures on its campaign finance reports. The FEC asked the Mississippi Conservatives PAC to provide more information on some allegedly omitted reports for Winning Edge and Scott Howell & Company. The government stated the PAC must respond by August 1 or face further action. The letter is posted below.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
True the Vote and several Mississippi residents asked a U.S. District Court in Oxford to issue an injunction against Secretary of State Egbert Hosemann and the Mississippi Republican Party. True the Vote asks the court to declare it has a "right to inspect" the voter rolls used in the June 24 election and all accompanying materials. The plaintiffs also ask the court to prevent the Republican Party from certifying the election
Vote-buying? Money in envelopes? $15 will get you a vote? What is going on in Mississippi? A Reverend Stevie Fielder of Meridian told "online journalist" Charles Johnson he participated in a vote-buying scheme for the Cochran campaign. Mr. Johnson reported:
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Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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