Thursday, April 17, 2014

Paying to play at the Rez

The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following press release:


TRAFFIC CONTROL FEE COLLECTION AT PUBLIC PARKS OF THE DISTRICT

Ridgeland, Miss. (April 16, 2014) -- The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District Board of Directors has approved the beginning date for Traffic Control Fee Collection at the Public Parks of the District. Officers will begin collecting the $5.00 per vehicle fee on May 3rd, 2014 at Lakeshore Park, Old Trace Park and Pelahatchie Shore Park. The fees will be collected on weekends and holidays from noon until park closing. Special events held at the District’s parks will be exempt from collection.

Annual vehicle park passes may be purchased at the Permit and Payment office of the PRVWSD located at 1864 Spillway Road, Brandon MS 39047 Monday-Friday between 8am and 5pm. The annual pass is sold at a cost of $30.00.

For more information, please contact Cindy Ford at 601-856-6574 or CFord@TheRez.MS

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait just a minute. Reservoir users will join Reservoir-area residents (i.e. leaseholders) to pay for maintenance of the parks, boat launches, etc.? This is truly a novel approach. Mississippi ingenuity never ceases to amaze.

Johnny Weir said...

I glad the geese will now be charged to use the parks. It's cost a lot of money to clean up the geese poop.

Anonymous said...

About time.

We (leaseholders) shouldn't shoulder the entire burden of the upkeep.

Anonymous said...

The idea of having to "pay to play" is long over due. The reservoir area is home to many families, all of whom pay yearly land leases on their property. We pay admission to all of Jacksons venues, it's time for the public to also pay to use our recreational areas.

Anonymous said...

how funny...I remember as a child how over run the park became (next to Fowler Lodge) so they started charging $1 per car load and "POOF"! the 1000's of people vanished. My mother called it coco beach for some reason.

Anonymous said...

No one should use that park that does not pay for it.Lease holder pay all the cost..

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm fine with this idea. But will it allow the homeowners to have a decrease in lease land fees or will they continue to increase?

Pittpanther said...

11:37, please tell us for which Jackson public park you currently pay an entrance fee?

Anonymous said...

@ 12:18- I live at the rez, and I wouldn't be upset at all if this decreased the amount of non-residents using the lake.

Anonymous said...

@ pittpanther: By Jackson venue, it ment the museums, zoo, events downtown such as the ballet, etc. As far as Jackson parks, yes they're free, look how hard it is to maintain them. I hope the fees charged cut down the traffic. Pay up or don't use it. Time will come when leaseholders will get free usage.

Worm Boxes Everywhere said...

I don't rent land at the Rez, but use it and occasionally enter one of the parks (not sure why). I think users (and destroyers) of these venues oughta help with upkeep of them. But, let's not overlook the true reason for this fee. It's to keep the 'chicken box and spare-rib crowd' out. They overtake every damned venue that exists no matter where they live.

HAVE IT AND THEY WILL COME.

On a somewhat related note, I look for the Trace Parkway to have to soon do something about the Canton Fishing Club that fishes all day every day and ruts up all the 'pull offs' on the Rez side of the trace.

Anonymous said...

The Trace is federal and Holder wouldn't dare interfere with, ahem, "my people", no matter what damage they cause.

I remember when Reagan was pilloried for cutting taxes while increasing "user fees" in the 80s. Same thing here. Seems fair to me.

Anonymous said...

The Trace is indeed federal property, but Holder is King of The Justice Department, not the Interior Department. However, the Interior Department is also in the front pocket of the King.

Anonymous said...

It's just a shame that residents can't enjoy the water & relax for few minutes without paying $5 to enter the park. I used to eat lunch in my car in between errands on the weekends, but can't justify paying $5 for the few minutes I would be parked there. For many working people, weekends are the only possible time we can even think about using the parks. It feels very unfair.



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