Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Arrest made in mailings

FBI just issued this press release:


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

He must be a right-wing gun nut because he targeted 3 gin grabbers.

Anonymous said...

Nope. Curtis has self-identified as a proud Democrat.

Anonymous said...

Ask him if he drove from Corinth to Tupelo to shoot that elephant.

Anonymous said...

There's a bit of controversy involving his true political bent. I have a photo of him crouched down beside a bumper sticker that reads "Christian and Democrat". Yet others who know him are saying he's a proud member of the Tupelo area Tea Party gang. If, as 8:28 says, he has 'self identified as a proud Democrat', let's see proof of that.

Anonymous said...

"gin grabbers"?

Ok, now I am paying attention. Round up the Baptists for questioning :-)

Anonymous said...

Curtis is not a self-identified Democrat. He's a self-identified right winger but nice try

TP said...

Let there be a lesson in this...watch who you hire as an Elvis impersonator...I always thought those type guys were a little unstable...

Anonymous said...

You are wrong April 18, 2013 at 2:23 PM. He calls himself a Democrat.

Wear it proudly asshole.

Anonymous said...

Where is the evidence of him self identifying as a democrat and why is it necessary to post this twice for it to pass through Kingfish's radar?

Anonymous said...

... why is it necessary to post this twice for it to pass through Kingfish's radar?

You are free not to traverse to this URL if the choices of the owner do not meet your satisfaction.

Anonymous said...

Fish please post the picture for the dunce at 7:15. Better yet, 7:15 go to the Clarion Ledger website and look it up, then bring your dumb ass back here to apologize.

Anonymous said...

His posts on Lady Liberty etc certainly make him out of step with the party of self-described affliation then!

Anonymous said...

"Dunce"? "Bring my dumb ass back here to apologize"? Sounds as if you might be blocked up and in need of a double prune juice. I'm axing for evidence of his political persuasion, not suggestions that I should search the internet for some sort of photo.

Perhaps we are expected to assume or simply take a stab at his political persuasion, sorta like we were expected to 'know' Kingfish's motives in axing for the gun-permit list.

And thank you Kingfish at 8:34.

Anonymous said...

The dunce at 7:15 is right to ask for proof. The picture of Elvis crouching beside a bumper sticker on someone else's car is evidence that he mocks the notion of 'Christian-Democrat'. Here is the link to his facebook page self-identifying as an independent. Maybe the dumbass at 9:31 will come back to apologize.

https://www.facebook.com/elvisguy4u/about

KaptKangaroo said...

Shadow,

Know it's you, your affinity for laziness never ceases to amaze me. And you were wrong about 8:34.

Congo-Maiden said...

kapt; your affinity for meanness never ceases to amaze me. Are you always a jerk-off or just on alternate days? Shadow seems to have left awhile back. I too wonder where the proof is that's been claimed on this blog. What's lazy about that? The only photo I have seen is of the guy pointing to a bumper sticker poking fun at the combination of Christian and Democrat. Nothing to establish his political leanings. Take a look at his facebook page (unless you are too lazy). He claims to be independent.

KaptKangaroo said...

I saw it early yesterday before the post in my feed (h/t to the hair dresser PM). It showed him down on a knee pointing to his "proud to be a democrat" bumper sticker.

Anonymous said...

As usual, the good Kapt is wrong. This is not 'his' car.

Anonymous said...

Give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

11:12; The entire thread here regards the man's politics so we can properly pigeon-hole him and point fingers at those with similar beliefs. It should be 'given a rest' when the riddle is solved. Not before.

Anonymous said...

You are right 2:16 am but one can go to the Lady Liberty blog and solve the riddle by reading the KC posts.

Anonymous said...

Get a life?

Anonymous said...

.......or one can go to the link of the man's personal facebook account and see it revealed that he is an independent. Losers.



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