Sunday, January 20, 2013

Wonderful.

Saturday Night Live had fun at our expense last night. Watch.


41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Many members of the Legislature have more sense than Phil Bryant. He makes them look smart.
What does he do all day now that he is irrelevant?

Anonymous said...

Phil Bryant cares more about what is good for the tea party than what is good for the state. I am reminded of him every time I watch a family guy episode with mayor Adam West in it. The sooner that tea party loon is out of office, the better. I can only pray that the next person to fill that spot at least has enough sense not to say that satan won when a certain referendum they are in favor of fails (which he did after the personhood vote). Phil Bryant, you are a disgrace.

Anonymous said...

I say we ban SNL and all go to chik-filet in his support!

Anonymous said...

LOOK FOR TATER IN THE NEXT GUBER NATORIAL ELECTION. HE COULD WIN; THEN WHAT??

Anonymous said...

The tea party harpy is back. Grow a brain dude.

bill said...

Let's see...highly adaptable, have survived for thousands of years without much evolution, faint whenever they're threatened...SNL may have inadvertently stumbled onto our problem.

Anonymous said...

Let's make this guy a one term Governor and get Tate Reeves in there.

Shadowfax said...

What you peepuls forget is that Feel had a private sector job and a FOUR OH WUNN KAYE!

Anonymous said...

Phil Bryant is Cliff Finch without the lunch box! Most of us did not have to have SNL to tell us what an embarrassment he is to the State of Mississippi. I, for one, absolutely cringe everytime I see him speak to the media - all sentences end in prepositions! The real issues absolutely elude him. He is as lost as a "ball in high weeds" when it comes to the real issues we face in this state. The real truth is that the blame falls on the voters who cast their votes for him. We had a choice in our Republican candidate from the Gulf Coast, Dave Dennis who is a business owner, an intelligent individual with a vision and leadership abilities who wanted to run this state like a business. The people spoke and we were left with "Bubba", the laughing stock! Shame on the voters who elected him - Now, we all have to live with your mistake!!

Anonymous said...

ME 12:03 WASN'T ADVOCATING TATER FOR GUVNER. JUST AN OBSERVATION. I DONT THINK TATER IS GOVERNOR MATERIAL AT THIS POINT.

Anonymous said...

LET'S HOPE NOBODY IN THE PARTY PUSHES TATER INTO DOING SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T.

Anonymous said...

I think Phil is doing a GREAT job.

For the record - I did vote for Dave in the primary. Certainly would not want Tate in the office of Governor!

Anonymous said...

Shadow, I realize you were making a joke in reference to the 401K and that it was part of Bryant's campaign speak - LOL. However, I can not imagine when he had time for that employment. When I first met him in 1980, he was working as a deputy for the Hinds County SO - after that he was elected to the legislature then on to the State Auditor's office to Lt. Gov before he was elected Gov. If he had a job that provided a 401K, it was short lived - since 1980, he has been eating at the public trough.

Shadowfax said...

4:57 and 5:05; what the hell does that mean?

Anonymous said...

They laugh, but really, would it be any worse? I say it's time we give the possums a chance.

Hissing Possum 2013

Anonymous said...

Please don't insult the memory of Gov. Cliff Finch & his lunch box.

He was a classic cartoon character. His lunch box / bull dozier campaign was brilliant.

He was doing a fair job until his naked bath-tub photos were released.

Everyone then understood why his wife fired about three rounds of 12 gauge bird-shot into his ass.
Talk about gun control. Can ya say Granny Clampet ?

Cliff recovered and spent his final years driving every afternoon from Batesville to Oxford to hit on
Ole Miss coeds at the famous 1980's bar "The Warehouse" .

I love the history of the Mississippi Democratic party !

Anonymous said...

WHEN TATER STARTS SHAVING, HE CAN THINK ABOUT BEING ELECTED.

Anonymous said...

Most that comment around here voted for Dewey Bryant. Guy is such a clown, but does not mean to be, can't help himself, weak DNA. And the "hissing possums" that are the legislature, that was SNL being way to kind to these cretins elected from down here.

Anonymous said...

Gov. Bryant is far less embarrassing
than anything that the Mississippi Democratic Party can put on display when local news cameras appear
within an arm's length of any of them.

I have never understood one sentence that George Flaggs or Kenny Wayne Jones has ever said.
( kind of like he Stokes couple) .

However, Steve Holland ( the Tupelo Undertaker) appears to be the most unstable of al Mississippi Democrats.


This little man will turn fire red and start dog cussing everything and everyone about any questions at are asked of him.....







Anonymous said...

9:07 of course. NO ONE is suggesting returning the keys to this state to the Democrats. Get real.

Anonymous said...

9:55 Perish that thought. I've had enough democrap for a life time. Instead of wasting time hashing over Gov. Bryant, do something productive like finding a way out of the Hinds Co. Bos (all politics is local), Bennie, Obama, and the rest of the left-wingers. They're not going to do anything, but try to bring others down to their level.

Anonymous said...

To all you numbskulls piling on Phil, he did not ask the Legislature to declare anything illegal. He did ask that no state officer be used to enforce this federal overreach. Maybe if you actually read the news rather than take it spoon fed from leftist comedians, you could speak intelligently, but what should we expect from people who consider hack comedians like Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert to be astute political commentators?

Shadowfax said...

I hope 11:41 took his medication before retiring for the evening. He sounded a little unhinged.

Anonymous said...

Someone please tell SNL, that Tate is really running the state, but we just can't let Phil now. He is like crazy Uncle Junior from the Sopranos.

Anonymous said...

11:41 is obviously on Gov. Bryant's staff. It's ok. We know you don't have anything to do either. Except wait and see what Tater will let you do.

Anonymous said...

Tater is like a kid in a candy shop. I'll agree that he seems to be trying to undermind the gov., and Phil should keep one eye to the rear when dealing with him.

Anonymous said...

7:19
Sounds like you are equating Phil to Crazy Uncle Joe Biden.

Anonymous said...

Tater is like a kid in a candy store. He's just trying to undermind the governor. Where does he get off on charter schools?

Anonymous said...

I bet you $100 SNL does another skit on Phil. This time it will be about guns and the Soviet Union.

Anonymous said...

8:46 I would equate tater with John Mccain.

Anonymous said...

9:41 I'm not sure I get the comparison. I think Tate is a moral no man's land. He doesn't personally believe anything except what Haley tells him to do when he calls Tate on the telephone.

Anonymous said...

Would someone please put Lynn Evans on some psych meds to end her misery.

Anonymous said...

Aww, c'mom they don't hiss!!!

Wish I could take credit for that but saw it somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

For a phil fan, he is worse than a disaster, he's irrelevant

Anonymous said...

Bulls#$% we don't hiss.

Anonymous said...

Phil is not a smart man. But one thing is for sure, he is smart enough to get the majority of Mississippians that voted to vote for him. Now, who is more stupid?

Anonymous said...

I'd vote for Elee Reeves...smart AND hot

Anonymous said...

SNL could probably win another Emmy if they did a sketch about Lynn Fitch.

Anonymous said...

SNL was right on point! I hope they make fun of the idiots running this state every chance they get.

Hopefully they will do a segment on the Mississippi Dept. of Rehabilitation Services! Now, that would be great. That's the story...

If you are willing to give it up, you get a big job there.

Anonymous said...

Tate Reeves? Seriously? God help this state. Bryant is a damn idiot and you want Tate next? Please find something to fill the empty space in your head because you obviously don't have a brain.

Anonymous said...

I have cringed at the sight of most our politicians of either party.

I want to give them subscriptions to GQ or Vogue and the name of a good dentist and hair stylist.

We are 13 years into the 21st century and they look like the last century. I can tell what year they graduated from high school just from how they dress and do their hair.

I know they see presentable people when they have fund raisers and national meetings. Can't they contrast and compare?



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