Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Notice anything?

This is a screenshot of Politico today. Notice anything?



33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Other than its Obama's campaign website....all the fake news you could pay for.

Anonymous said...

Certainly in the tank for Obama.

Anonymous said...

No old lady calling for a co@#-punch?

Nuff2Say said...

Lots of BLAH BLAH BLAH... then some more BLAH BLAH BLAH... oh wait "Richardson out of cash"... then more blah blah blah

Anonymous said...

Obama, Obama, Obama

Anonymous said...

You have 1,998 emails in your inbox.

Anonymous said...

I suppose this is your attempt to blame the "liberal media" for some sort of pro-Obama bias. But to claim Politico is biased for Obama is ludicrous. They are simply following the story, and the story is that Obama is in the lead and is about to win this election.

Anonymous said...

Obviously October 31, 2012 1:49 PM doesn't read Gallup and would rather trust PPP, who is "Democratic leaning" according to the NYT.

As said before, please feel like you have it in the bag and don't bother voting.

And before you make your statement count up the number of "Pro-Obama" stories or "Anti-Romney" articles. You may just see the light.

bill said...

Halloween party at the White House?

Anonymous said...

I like to go to local sources - interesting article out of Ohio. News relying on week old poll and current poll to write the story. Why not just stick with past versus present comparison instead of blatantly misconstruing the news. I mean this is a "fact-based" operation right?

There are some interesting points here to call out.

Actual title is "Obama maintains narrow lead in Ohio, polls say"

Sub-title reads "One survey says it's 5 points; another says 2"

The meta or Google title is "obama-maintains-5-point-lead-in-ohio.html"

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/10/31/obama-maintains-5-point-lead-in-ohio.html

Anonymous said...

Following national polls makes no sense. The presidential election is a state-by-state proposition, and Obama is leading in most of the swing states that will decide this race. Gallup doesn't matter. How is Romney going to win without Ohio? He really can't.

Anonymous said...

1:49 PM, thanks so much for the laugh. Lets see, politico isn’t a Barry shill, the sky is orange, and Benghazi didn’t happen

-yesterday, one of their reporters caught on hot mic….oopsie
-last year, one of their reporters fawned over Barry’s wife so much, dubbed Michelle’s press agent
-And one of the best quotes, “Politico: Obama: Election ‘has nothing to do’ with Libya deaths”
-Politico: we have to focus on ‘real news’ not ACORN (when ACORN got busted and lost their funding)
-and please don’t notice Vogel is former employee of Soros funded group.

Now go hug big bird. We've got serious business to attend to.

And about Ohio, 2:32, seems the coal people are absolutely pissed. Imagine that. And don't notice cincinnati paper endorsed Romney.

Anonymous said...

well done, KF.

Some others to watch, who actually believe in reporting:

www.foxnews.com

www.dailycaller.com

www.breitbart.com

www.newsbusters.org

www.cnsnews.com

www.mrc.org

www.twitchy.com
(captures the vile that liberals spew on twitter)

Anonymous said...

7 polls released in Ohio in past 48 hours: Obama +2, Obama +3, Obama +3, Obama +3, Obama +5, Obama +5, Obama +5.

4 more years, bitches!

Anonymous said...

Ohio is already stolen by the Dem fraudsters (they've been planning this steal for 4 years). For Romney to win means a win in CO, WI, NV. Also, PA is in play now.

I looked at this page yesterday - ILLOGICAL LEFTWING WEBSITE.

Anonymous said...

11:29, thanks for sharing Politico's, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and MSNBC's polls. Bless their hearts, they really haven't caught on yet---you know, half of USA won't have anything to do with you. Watch your ratings fall, go out of business. Quite frankly, we don't give a damn about you because you forgot what your job was.

And folks have already been warned in a few states that the machines are being 'recalibrated' because voters choose Romney and when they get to the last screen, there's a vote for Obama. Imagine that. The warning heard everywhere is this---go thru your ballot, if your machine prints it out, then print it BEFORE casting it. Check screen twice before casting ballot since some machines are automatically switching votes to jackass. If this happens to you, do NOT cast ballot, get election official over there and recalibrate machine right then (they will reboot it). Enter info again, if it switches vote to jackass again, call official back over there. Once the machine is accurately recording your vote, cast your ballot.

Anonymous said...

Ha, cries of "voter fraud" already.

It must be comforting to live in a fantasy world where no Democrat can be fairly elected, and voter fraud is the only answer to an Obama victory.

Anonymous said...

Ohio: Obama 50%, Romney 45% (Quinnipiac)

Ohio: Obama 50%, Romney 45% (Public Policy Polling)

Ohio: Obama 48%, Romney 46% (University of Cincinnati)

Ohio: Obama 48%, Romney 45% (Reuters/Ipsos)

Anonymous said...

November 1, 2012 2:58 PM

Margin of Error please. Freshman.

Anonymous said...

Funny how Democrats are pushing polls with Gallup and Rasmussen out due to Sandy. I guess they need something to "hope" about.

Anonymous said...

[con't from 3:48PM]

Oh and dates would be nice too. What a tool.

Anonymous said...

Ooooo oooo I found a poll...

Romney 70% Obama 5% Biden 25%

This parody brought to you by the Elect Biden for Vice President Campaign!

Anonymous said...

Quinnipiac and PPP? besides the info requested by 3:48 PM, that is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Do you have any idea how many people have already absolutely disected Q and PPP? Crap, that's funny.

And while your jumping up and down for 'your man', want to explain why he sat there watching live feed of Benghazi? Chime on in, because there's so much info that's been uncovered at this point, I'd love to take you on. Hell, every American would love to take you on.

Anonymous said...

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SunPower (received $1.5 billion)
First Solar (received $1.46 billion)
Babcock & Brown (an Australian company which received $178 million)
Ener1 (subsidiary EnerDel received $118.5 million)
Amonix (received 5.9 million)
The National Renewable Energy Lab
Fisker Automotive
Abound Solar (received $400 million)
Chevy Volt (taxpayers basically own GM)
Solar Trust of America ($2.1 billion federal loan guarantee – now bankrupt)
A123 Systems (received $279 million)
Willard & Kelsey Solar Group (received $6 million)
Johnson Controls (received $299 million)
Schneider Electric (received $86 million)

Anonymous said...

It might be good for the note that many of the polls showing an Obama lead in Ohio and other swing states are calculated using 2008 statistics for party affiliation, which have drastically changed, invalidating the results shown.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the fact that there are few statisticians on this site or and too many who think media bias and misinformation doesn't exist from right wing sources they seek out to confirm their existing opinions, it's the memory loss that should cause some of you to worry most.

Don't you remember how " close" the last election was supposed to be? Don't you remember the public polls ( as opposed to internal polling) ?

Anonymous said...

November 2, 2012 9:08 AM blah, blah, blah, blah.

Anonymous said...

November 2, 2012 9:08 AM blah, blah, blah, blah.

Dems = Scrambling for something positive

Anonymous said...

Don't feed the troll.

Anonymous said...

Trolls die when facts are used. Just ask Barry. Loved all the signs on the streets in Ohio, as his motorcase rode by, asking about Benghazi.

Anonymous said...

Can you say Obama landslide?

Colorado: Obama 46%, Romney 46% (Reuters/Ipsos)

Colorado: Obama 50%, Romney 46% (Public Policy Polling)

Colorado: Obama 47%, Romney 45% (Denver Post/SurveyUSA)

Florida: Obama 48%, Romney 46% (Reuters/Ipsos)

Iowa: Obama 49%, Romney 45% (Gravis)

Michigan: Obama 52%, Romney 47% (Rasmussen)

Michigan: Obama 52%, Romney 46% (Public Policy Polling)

Nevada: Obama 50%, Romney 44% (Mellman)

New Hampshire: Obama 50%, Romney 44% (New England College)

Ohio: Obama 50%, Romney 47% (CNN/ORC)

Ohio: Obama 49%, Romney 49% (Rasmussen)

Ohio: Obama 47%, Romney 45% (Reuters/Ipsos)

Ohio: Obama 50%, Romney 46% (We Ask America)

Virginia: Obama 48%, Romney 45% (Reuters/Ipsos)

Virginia: Obama 49%, Romney 48% (We Ask America)

Wisconsin: Obama 52%, Romney 45% (We Ask America)

Anonymous said...

America has rejected your worldview again, pond dwellers:

http://www.denverpost.com/politics-national/2012/11/nine-2012-electoral-college-predictions-have-obama-ahead/

Anonymous said...

TWO HUNDRED people showed up for a free Stevie Wonder concert at an Ohio early voting function today. 200.

Meanwhile. Mitt drew 30,000 to a rally at a place where McCain drew about 3000 4 years ago. Barry, well, he dropped from 28,000 four years ago to 2800.



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