Friday, May 11, 2012

The Illuminati is in Greenwood

Note: Here is a little video made by Dr. Smith a few years ago.

Who would have ever thought the Illuminati would use the Mississippi Delta as a testing ground for is diabolical schemes to run the world. Dr. Smith, Arnold Smith of Greenwood fame, supposedly wrote this letter to Governor Phil Bryant making such claims last month. Jackson Jambalaya sent a request to the Communications Director for the Governor to verify the Governor indeed received this ode to the Greenwood Gambinos. I have redacted all names from the letter that were used in a libelous manner. Needless to say, I think you will find the letter both amusing and sickening.





21 comments:

Kingfish said...

Its fixed.

Anonymous said...

"two chat lines" up in there? really?

I didn't realize there was such a market for Ebonics chat lines ;-)

Kingfish said...

Don't think I've had this many hits on something with this few comments.

Anonymous said...

It's the Illimunati - they can make comments "disappear". I had documents that could prove this but the Rosicrucians destroyed them....

Anonymous said...

I think it's just so dumb, what can you say?

Anonymous said...

I'm more convinced than ever that this man is exactly where he needs to be-locked up.

Can't wait till the trial. I fully expect him to want to defend himself before it's all over with.

Anonymous said...

At least give him props for succintness, i am just glad that I didnt have to read a 30 page manifesto.

2 1/2 pages is bearable

Anonymous said...

Please don't dismiss that there could be child trafficking anywhere. It is more profitable than drugs and happens to not only young black girls but rich white girls.

Anonymous said...

This man seems to be clinically psychotic, yet retains his license to practice medicine, I assume. How is this possible? Clearly he is delusional, and should be considered unfit safely to direct/administer patient care. Why, given the publicity and information like this, has the State Board of Medical Licensure not taken action in at the least to suspend his license while investigating the situation? The Board deals with physicians who are alcohol/drug dependent or have practice issues; one would think this case requires as much attention.

Yes, this and his other claims (duplicated furniture) etc. would be funny if they weren't so alarming. JP

Anonymous said...

You are getting a small taste of what we've been dealing with in Greenwood for many years: A megalomaniacal physician who preys on the desperation of cancer patients and who was long-ago barred from practicing in our hospital. No one has called his bluff on most of his shenanigans because he is volatile and vindictive as well as deranged. Even if he slithers out of these charges, we have to hope his medical license is gone.

KaptKangaroo said...

He is off his rocker. Wowsers.

I bet you the trial will be a humdinger, I can envision the circus now complete with elephants, lions and bears.

Anonymous said...

They're crawling out of the woodwork in Mississippi!!!

Anonymous said...

After you get past Dr. Smith’s assertions regarding Obama, what he is asking Governor Bryant (or any State legislator) to do is to initiate an investigation into the atrocious, and illegal activities that have been brought to his attention.

If several young girls had confided in any of you, that which they told Dr. Smith, how would you respond?

I very much admire Dr. Smith for attempting to have investigated such atrocious, and illegal activities as referenced in his letter; however, it is regrettable that he allows some of his opinions to potentially discredit the facts that he considers worthy of further investigation.

Why won’t someone in authority simply interview the girls mentioned in Dr. Smith’s letter or interview the young man who made the related YouTube video that was presented earlier by Kingfish?

Are there any “public servants” or any “officers of the court” (that are not “in the family” of Jim Hood) who are interested enough in justice to at least look into the heinous accusations being alleged here?

Anonymous said...

2:24 Just how did Dr. Smith encounter these underage prostitutes? Hmm? I think it's highly unlikely that they had cancer and their pimps/slave-masters took them to the good doctor in his professional capacity. So, how did he come in contact with them. Just a series of repeated spontaneous encounters on the sidewalks of Greenwood?

Randy said...

Anon at 2:24, he is crazy as a loon. If someone claims to see bigfoot, nobody attempts to track down what is truthful in the other parts of the story.

Shadowfax said...

Is it really necessary that his letter state 'certified'?

Anonymous said...

Clear cut insanity defense here.

Does Whitfield still have a wing for the criminally insane?

Anonymous said...

" the Rosicrucians destroyed them...."
that's too funny 11:05.

Anonymous said...

Who is Kyle Scott? I hear he works closely with Mr. Abraham as his goto man on the street. AKA Lieutenant

Anonymous said...

Don't laugh.

He might be on to something.
I can't prove it, but someone switched
my geodes well.

BTW, the delta illuminati are actually based in
in Panther Burn.... according to 007.

Anonymous said...

Smith's rant about his furniture reminded me of a Steven Wright joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Gh4lZ4bi4&feature=b-vrec



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