Friday, March 30, 2012

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeets get ready to RUUUMMMMBLLLE!!!

Another smackdown took place at the capital yesterday. A reader sent me this email that I was able to confirm:

"Dem Bennett Malone and Dem Bob Evans got in a fist fight at the capital today over a workmans comp vote. 70 yr old Malone whipped the younger Evans ass. Malone changed his vote to YES after he told Evans he would vote NO. EVANS cussed at Malone. And Malone whipped that butt!"

Then I got this email from a well-known Democrat insider:

"but Bob was simply trying to keep Bennett at arms length when Bennett fell to the ground. I'd hardly call that an ass kicking"

So what happened? ;-)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lovely...what great examples they set for the pages present.

I hope some appropriate punishment exists for both of them.

Shadowfax said...

Bennett is a knuckle-buster from way back. Thought everyone had gotten that memo. 70 ain't old!

Anonymous said...

All of this is so silly - that is so silly that Bob Evans would ever think he could count on Bennett Malone. In 2008, Bennett Malone pledged to Rep. Jeff Smith IN WRITING that Malone would vote for Smith as Speaker of the House. Smith became aware of Malone's deception only at the point when Malone, on the floor of the House, voted for Billy McCoy.

That Evans might get a face full of fist shouldn't surprise him either. In 2000, Malone infamously belted then Senator Tim Johnson in the back of the head while the two of them were standing on the floor of the Miss. Senate.

And that's not all. While serving as Leake County's Representative, Malone sued Leake County when his ambulance company did not get the contract for providing ambulance service to the county. Remarkably, the County did not cave in and Malone lost.

Also, Malone has filed for personal bankruptcy twice.

Malone has been in the House 32 years. It's way past time for this old liberal dinosaur to go.

Kingfish said...

OK, Lets make something clear: It was Tim Johnson.

He gets a pass for that one.

Anonymous said...

Does Bennett Malone's wife still accompany him to his "job" at the Capitol? I remember back in the 80's she sat right behind him, all dolled up, big hair and shoulder pads

Anonymous said...

A few more ass whippings might be just what is needed around there.

Anonymous said...

Malone has always been a tough ol street fighter. He has gotten in numerous fist fights in the Capitol bldg over his decades in the House. He may be small and old but I wouldnt want to tangle with him. His wife is like a free staffer and is very involved in his constituent business. He has survived politically by being a thorough constituent services guy. He handles each call personally and goes to the wall for even the lowliest constituent. This kind of response has brought him support in his district, including even some GOP support, over the years and decades. All of this said, he has a career long history of committing to both sides of a controversial issue or election. Anyone who counts on him before the actual vote is an idiot. Also, I think he was one of the original 23 who voted against Speaker Buddy Newman in 1983, kicking off a huge reform of the House rules.

Shadowfax said...

I hope Bennett does not know the true ID of Kingfish!

Anonymous said...

Have you SEEN Kingfish? No one would wrangle with him.

just museing said...

Does a Legislator qualify for Worker's Compensation benefits if 'injured' while at the Capitol?

Micah said...

This is the same Bennett Malone who got into a fight with the Legendary Tim Johnson??

Anonymous said...

My guess SFax is that when all introductions have been made and Malone's decades-long voting record has been fully examined -- and I'm not talking about the bullshit procedural votes that Cecil Brown and Dorsey 'Narrow-margin' Carson and Nancy "PantiesWad" Loome naively believe carry swing votes -- that KF has much more in common despite party w/ a conscious-oriented brawler like Malone than he does with an English muffin Donkeycrat party kneeler like Bob Evans.

When you have a bonafide pussywillow like the Eichelmouth labeling A MAN like Malone -- who has stayed with the Donkeycrat brand in Mississippi through thick and more than thin over the past decade -- as a "sellout" you KNOW who is voting his conviction like Malone versus who is SPECIAL INTEREST ASSES like Evans (and Cottonberger) and Brown and Baria and Moak (D-Annandale).

ANYONE is Mississippi can disagree with Malone about one issue or the next but NO ONE can disagree with the MAN'S INDEPENDENCE.

In fact, if we had more ballsy legislators in Mississippi like Bennett Malone we'd be a whole lot better off.

GO Bennett and tell Cecil and Bobby to kiss your well-traveled butt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have known Bennett Malone and his wife Theresa for over 15 years and have worked with Bennett on many issues. Often we do not agree but NEVER has Rep. Malone misrepresented his intentions or his convictions. Leake County passed a resolution endorsing this legislation and asked him to support it. Why wouldn't he? To be attacked for voting with his constituents is worse than horrible. AND to have his integrity questioned after thirty three years of service is unacceptable.

Anonymous said...

Evans and Malone, ... what else can be said about two
Mississippi Democrats ?

Anonymous said...

I been scared of that fool since childhood. He's noting but a short,fat,redneck bully.

Shadowfax said...

I reckon if he waded into a man wearing a white cape and rhinestones, he be needin' some respect 'rount here.



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