Friday, November 25, 2011

UNDEFEATED!!!



Then there is this little punk move by Petrino:



17 comments:

paper bag UM fan said...

Was that at the end of the game? Although Houston Nutt is a flake, I hope Ole Miss hires a coach with class. Les Miles took it easy on Nutt, not so with Petrino. Good luck to LSU the rest of the way. My redneck neighbor thinks I'm a AL fan--he should know, only LSU is worse drunks than Ole Miss! Year of the Tigers!

Anonymous said...

When Petrino coached at Louisville, there was a game against Kentucky and Louisville had the game sewn up with 5 sec left ,,, all they needed was to run the game out, but Petro called a timeout with 5 secs and proceeded to score a touchdown on the next , and last play.

Petrino shouldnt go pointing fingers at anyone...
Good for LSU

Anonymous said...

The best college football team since the two teams in 1959

Anonymous said...

GO DAWGS! Three-Peat.

Anonymous said...

Petrino is a jerk, but he's still not as bad as con man Houston Nutt. Think a really good upcoming head coach or coordinator with more opportunities coming is going to want to begin and end his head coaching career at OM? I think not.

When you get your a$$ whipped what's three more points. Until Petrino quits playing Big 12 type football in the SEC, he's never going to beat LSU or BAMA ever.

Lumbergh said...

Petrino has a pretty short memory. He beat State 44-17 last week. He didn't have a problem scoring a 2 yd touchdown with 3 minutes left against us...I have a hard time understanding why he would be bothered by the field goal Miles kicked with 5 minutes left.

I hope the Mad Hatter remembers that douche move next year.

Anonymous said...

Coach Miles is the best thing that has happened to LSU in a long time.

The more the SEC fans get to know him,
the more he is respected.

I vote Les Miles as Coach of the Year.

Never thought I would say this, but :
" GEAUX TYE-GAHS"

Fire Dan Jones, Party in the Grove,...and Shoot the damn bear.

Col Reb.

( In Exile at Sardis State Park )

Post Script:

Bobby Petrino's childish behavior after the AK / LSU game officially qualifies him to run for the
Jackson City Council.

Anonymous said...

MS Football is pathetic. Sad. Neither should be in the SEC.

Shadowfax said...

I didn't realize Miles kicked a field goal. The board moderator seems to have overslept this morning. A little COWBELL is in order.

As to the "Sad-Pathetic" bullshit, did you by chance catch last year's Gator Bowl or two Cottons in a row four years ago? Your panty-waist regional arrogance is showing.

Anonymous said...

RE: UM and MSU "shouldn't be in the SEC". Boy is that stupid. One: $35 - $45 million a year each in TV and Bowl moola. Two: If UM and MSU are not in SEC how do we get 3 teams from the West as 1-2-3 in the nation - an unprecedented score. You must be from elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

The two best teams since 1959?!
This year's Bama and LSU would hang 50 on either 1959 LSU or 1959 Ole Miss team.

It would be ugly, very ugly.

Heck, the kickers today weigh as much as the Offensive Lineman did then. I know a guy who started on the 1969 Ole Miss offensive line. He said he weighed 180 at the end of the season.

Anonymous said...

10:02. The 1966 Crimson Tide finished undefeated and untied, and dominated Nebraska in the Sugar Bowl 34-7. Their offensive line avearged 187 pounds and Nebraska's a then mammouth 250 pounds.

It was a different day in football. You can't compare the 2. That would be like saying Mike Tyson would defeat Jack Johnson. DUH.

Kingfish said...

No but Joe Louis would've kicked his ass. The rules on blocking were a little bit different back then. Either of these teams would've beat the heck out of those 59 teams. Bigger, stronger, faster, and different schemes. Much more aggressive schemese on defense.

Anonymous said...

DISAGREE 12:01. Joe Louis would not have gotten out of the first round with Tyson, or more than 3 with Ali.

His charging, "smallish for a heavywight" style would have doomed him early.

Kingfish said...

Disagree. Watch first round of Baer fight. He took everything from that guy then beat his ass. Louis could take a punch. Tyson also had problems with good offensive jabs. a 25 year old Larry Holmes would've knocked out Tyson. Cassius Clay would've made a fool out of him before he knocked him out. I think these guys would've knocked out Tyson:

Ali, Louis, Holmes, Foreman, Norton, Liston, Holyfield.

Frazier would've been a tossup. Jimmy Young in his prime would've given him fits.

Anonymous said...

It is such hypocrisy for LSU and Les Miles to complain about bad sportsmanship from anyone else. How can anyone justify starting a convict at QB?

Anderson said...

"How can anyone justify starting a convict at QB?"

I'm sorry, is "QB" some sort of church position in your denomination, like alderman or deacon?

Because in the present context, I think it's supposed to mean "quarterback," and I don't see where a criminal record has any relevance to one's being a good quarterback.

... N.b. Miles's keeping the QB in, even after Arkansas went 14-0 on Jefferson's interception. That paid off, unlike Dan Mullen's "musical quarterbacks" game, which hasn't worked out so well.

Have a little faith in your QB; he's got enough to worry about on each play w/out fretting whether he's going to get benched next drive (or mid-drive).

Last year Mullen stuck with Relf, and the guy threw 4 TD passes in the Gator Bowl, stunning everyone (including himself, I bet).



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