Monday, September 19, 2011

Latest crime stats

Here are the latest crime stats from Jackson and Madison.

Jackson crime stats for week ending September 11, 2011
Jackson major crimes overview for week ending September 11, 2011


Page 5 of the major crimes overview report is the one to read. Good news for residents of Precinct 4. House burglaries dropped 21% (19 to 15) from week to week. The YTD report improved as increase in house burglaries fell from a 33% increase for most of this year to 22%. Hopefully this trend will continue in the right direction. Unfortunately, rapes in Precinct 4 are up 100% year to date (doubling from 12 to 24 incidents this year.).

City of Madison crime reports through September 11, 2011.



12 comments:

Shadowfax said...

I was looking for Miss Currie to appear in the Madison stats. Sorry to disappoint KF and CC.

Anonymous said...

Seems to be a lot of reported crime on Ridgewood and along I-55 N. Glad my street didn't make the list....

Shadowfax said...

Fear not, it'll pick up again when the fair gets to town. Pickups are the preferred items this year.

Anonymous said...

Heard a blip on the TV news this morning that we lost a horse event to Hattiesburg because it's too dangerous here.

NEJammer said...

Blame voters and taxpayers for crime. A massive tax bump will make all of this go away.

So says Dorsey Carson.

Anonymous said...

I just looked up the Dorsey Carson website. There's nothing on the website that says if he's running as a Democrat, Independent, Tea Party, etc.

The website did say that he expects the State to fund Jackson for crime, education and fixing the streets.

Anonymous said...

Carson is a Donkeycrat but doesn't want anybody to know. He's a big Obama supporter too though he doesn't want you to know that either.

Anonymous said...

If Dorsey won't commit (Btw, he won't) to supporting John Dennery to replace Robert Graham does anyone need to know any more?

He also won't commit to supporting Will Longwitz but then out of the other side of his mouth wants voters to believe he is a conservative.

Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

@ Shadowfax, Just told the wife that this will be my last year going to the fair. Gonna be interesting to see how the new sheriff in town handles security at the fair in 2012.

Anonymous said...

"Heard a blip on the TV news this morning that we lost a horse event to Hattiesburg because it's too dangerous here."

Geez - even the horses are scared to go downtown now....

Anonymous said...

The Carson campaign is spamming email.

Shadowfax said...

'Blip'. Did you say 'Blip'. The teen rodeo leaving Jacktown for Hattiesburg has been HUGE news for two days now, at least and for a week in Hattiesburg. TV 3 had interviews with the adjoining businesses yesterday. The motel owner said 'Crime is getting better, I wish they wouldn't leave'. Another business across High from the fairgrounds opined that he thought crime was not quite as bad as in recent years.

Tell that crap to the parents of the teens who have had their dualies stolen and their tents ransaced and their saddles stolen off their racks. But, the Sherf and local constabulary got the parking fee thang all in hand for shore.

Now, lesee if Harv will still sign up to ride the old mare in the black annual parade and rodeo. No jacking goin' on there for sure. Harv gots his priorities in order. We don't need no white rodeos.



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