Monday, October 11, 2010

New poll: Favorite LSU Tiger

Sorry if I left anyone off. I voted for Rohan Davey. Was so much fun to watch. Could make a pass almost anywhere on the field while throwing off a linebacker. My second favorite was Lavalais, then Hodson, then Michael Brooks. Vote early and often.

28 comments:

Justin said...

Next up: What's your favorite dish at Olive Garden?

bill said...

All I know about LSU football is that about a thousand of their fans tried to pick a fight with me when I went to New Orleans to watch the BCS Championship back in 2003. Granted, I was wearing Oklahoma garb prior to the game, which probably wasn't very smart on my part. After the game, which was sloppy and resulted in a Tiger win, the ever gracious and sportsmanlike LSU fans gave me some good natured kidding, but we remain great chums to this day.

I voted for Booger because I like the name. I hope he was good. BB

Anonymous said...

What about Booty to the left, Booty to the right, Booty up the middle?

KaptKangaroo said...

How about favorite roll of TP by brand of course?

Anonymous said...

Can your provide a link to your blog Justin?

Anonymous said...

Where the HELL is Charles Alexander number 26!!! Geazus!

Anonymous said...

BERT FREAKIN' JONES??? PAUL LYONS!!!

Anonymous said...

AND SCREW YOU JUSTIN. THIS SHIT MAKES KF'S BLOG FUN.

Anonymous said...

Or greatest white wide out in NCAA history...Todd Kincheon?

Anonymous said...

Art Cantrell was the baddest mother fucker in LSU history. Biloxi boy (man) via Redemptorist in Nola.

I believe he coulda whipped Paul Dongieux's ass.

Wife Sheri (then) was way beyond hot.

vl100butch said...

Some of this is going to be generational, but I still remember what Tommy Casanova did to Notre Dame one November night in 1971....

I listened to that game at 3AM on American Forces Radio in Germany and had an ear-to-ear grin for the next couple of weeks....

Anonymous said...

I'm with 5:47, Todd F'n K.

Anonymous said...

More JFP personnel moves: William Parker new deputy chief; Gerald Jones from dep. chief to lt; Kenneth Goodrum commander to sgt ...
1:22 PM Oct 8th via TweetDeck

And then...a retraction....

BTW, that was supposed to be *JPD* personnel moves in that recent tweet, not JFP! But you know that.
1:45 PM Oct 8th via TweetDeck


Sounds like they like to get their facts straight, especially when it takes over 20 minutes to realize that the JFP is not military or police-type organized organization.

Brister Under the Bus said...

Help Kingfish. Emmerich threw me under the bus to cover for your buddy Weill. When are you going to report on it?

Kingfish said...

I have an email address. Feel free to use it.

Anonymous said...

Northside Sun, Vol. 43, No. 51, October 7, 2010, pages 1A, 10A.

Play dumb if you want and must. It is quite obvious.

Kingfish said...

Haven't read it believe it or not. Act that way about it, then go read your own damn newspaper.

Anonymous said...

Who cares?

Thought this blog was about "A jambalaya of commentary, politics, culture, and jackassery in Jackson, Mississippi"... didn't know LSU moved it's campus to Jax.

Unknown said...

I voted for Jerry Stovall because he was the first Tiger to play successfully with glasses. We had some classes together, and he was just the nicest guy in the world. I admit, however, that he made a lousy coach.

Anonymous said...

I voted for Billy Cannon--LSU Grads make money!!

Ironghost said...

Nick Saban! Wait, he's at Alabama now, isn't he?

Anonymous said...

My favorite dish at Olive Garden is the salad. Everything else, ugh.

KaptKangaroo said...

I like Charmin.

Anonymous said...

Cecil the Diesel!!!

Anonymous said...

Who was the dude that counterfeited money? Billy Cannon? Ryan Perriloux?

Anonymous said...

True Arthur Cantrell story:

When Arthur was shipped to Biloxi High in late 60s because he was too old for LA high school football, he also boxed AAU which was big in Biloxi. Before a match with Pascagoula AAU team the boxers were standing around outside the gym. Joking around one Biloxi boxer bet Arthur that Arthur couldn't pick up the front of a VW Beetle parked nearby. Fearing nought Art picked it up to shoulder level. Pascagoula boxer scheduled to face Art caught ride back to Goula prior to match. Art turned out to be a good guy, well liked on the Coast.

Anonymous said...

Jacob Hester???

Anonymous said...

you omitted David Browndyke. He gets my vote



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