Saturday, May 30, 2009

Rumor mill has shifted a little

It's no longer Harvey hiring Faye Peterson as City Attorney, but instead he is looking to hire her as City Prosecutor.

21 comments:

Paul Mitchell said...

You folks better hurry up and relocate from Jack-troit.

Anonymous said...

Yet another happy camper. I thought you bigots called it "Jafrica".

Jane said...

That makes a lot more sense.

Hookah said...

If anyone wants to help start a JACKSONISCRAP.COM website please e-mail me.

Paul Mitchell said...

Most folks can remember four years ago when Harvey was mayor and NOTHING ever changed. That is KINDA why Frank won last time.

Some folks cannot remember that far back, though.

Paul Mitchell said...

But, blame on it me being a RACIST! Eeeek!

stilettoGOP said...

3:58, its 'Blackson' thank you very much.

Kingfish said...

Yea, nothing much happened with Harvey but you know, the Fondren people didn't wait for Harvey, they started doing it themselves.

Watkins was able to get permits under Harvey. Belhaven is getting better and didn't need Harvey or Frank. It all depends on what everyone decides to do: cry about it and wait for the government or get together and do it themselves.

Paul Mitchell said...

Those folks in Fondren and Belhaven need to learn about how to pave roads, too.

Anonymous said...

Two Dogs sucks.

Paul Mitchell said...

Anonymous 9:58 was a great teacher at it, too.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of roads. I made my first trip to the Jackson Medical Mall after a doctor I had to go to transferred his practice from UMC campus. I could not believe Woodrow Wilson Drive. Thank goodness I don't have to go back.
Unless something or someone turns Jackson around soon, it will become a ghost town with nothing left but crime and drugs. Sad situation.

Roadbuilder said...

Woodrow Wilson is actually US Highway 49, maintained by MDOT everywhere EXCEPT within the city limits of Jackson....as is US Highway 51, also known as State Street.

Roadbuilder said...

MDOT is part of the racist PLOT by the state to UNDERMINE Jackson's BLACK political leadership.

Anonymous said...

The roads in Northeast Jackson look very nice. They have recently been paved.

Paul Mitchell said...

Where in the world is this mythical place that you refer to as "Northeast Jackson?" I would assume that you mean Ridgewood from Old Canton to Briarwood, because other than that, good roads are nowhere to be found. (Maybe the road from Ridgewood (by Roadhouse) to County Line?

Anonymous 6:30, have you ever been to Jackson, MS?

Anonymous said...

If I ever get kidnapped by the bad guys in Madison or Rankin County and I'm locked in the trunk I'll know if they take me to Jackson cuz the road will get bumpy. Unless of course they found 4000 acres of corn rows to continuously drive around in. Then I might would be confused. Otherwise, the roads would be a giveaway.

Anonymous said...

Two dogs,

Yes. I was referring to Ridgewood and Old Canton road.

Paul Mitchell said...

These anony commenters need to get some numbers or something. I almost passed out laughing at the 4000 acres of corn comment.

Anonymous said...

Right on 4:55!

Anonymous said...

Smart ass GET AN EFFING JOB [and get happy].

Come to a meeting, ANY MEETING, where you can meet people, converse, grow up and be somebody. You know who I am talking to. Life is too short to go out as an anonymous, pouting, angry little white man [with an UGLY wife].

I understand why you drink, but do be a real man and step up.



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